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Anti-Gateway gang high on something!

Black Press columnist Tom Fletcher had an amusing column last week in which he likened the conspiracy-minded anti-Gateway movement to a “Council of Canadians meeting held in the middle of a large patch of magic mushrooms.”

Perhaps Fletcher is onto something here. Could it be that the real objective of the anti-Gateway movement is to keep their favourite magic mushroom patches secret and intact? Maybe the best magic mushrooms grow in the flight path of the Port Mann’s future twin and that’s what their real issue is.

One thing is certain: The anti-Gateway gang are definitely high on something. How else can we explain their persistent irrational belief that traffic gridlock can be solved by buses alone and that we've already built all the bridges and roads the Lower Mainland will ever need?

Carl Congestion

posted by Carl Congestion @ 5:12 PM